Dystopian Simulation Radio
A podcast with your hosts Linz and Chris. Investigating the unknown, unexplained and unbelievable. From alien balls to the going price for a human arm, we have the answers if you have the questions. Cases of true crime, unsolved mysteries, the unexplained, paranormal and much more!
Episodes
101 episodes
Fresno Nightcrawlers
Mysterious, enigmatic, cute. Tumblr and Etsy love the Fresno Nightcrawlers...but what are they really? Amazingly we have some evidence to investigate in this one, but what will we uncover in this Californian cryptid case?Join Linz and Ch...
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Episode 90
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Project Blue Beam
Aliens! Demons! Earthquakes! Project Blue Beam has it all, you don’t want to miss this Québécois conspiracy theory that puts the 'qui' in conspiracy.Join Linz and Chris as they put their poutine down long enough to don shades and...
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Episode 89
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Falcon Lake UFO
So you're panning for gold in the Canadian Wilderness when you're set upon by two UFOs and left with burn marks crawling back towards the only highway for miles...we have all been there.But what really happened out by Falcon Lake ay? Wer...
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Episode 88
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The Flatwoods Monster
Something is out there in those woods. It's up to a gang of small boys, one of their mothers, a dog and a cowardly US serviceman to investigate. What horrors lurk in the woods around Flatwoods, and why are all the surrounding towns all named so...
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Episode 87
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Green Children of Woolpit
Have you ever...been green? Chris has! -And he has no recollection of it!Join us today as we time travel back to Medieval England, to a time when wolves...and Lou Ferrigno's illegitimate children...roamed the forests of Blighty! P...
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Episode 86
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The Dyatlov Pass Incident
A group of Russian campers go on a treacherous hike to never return. It's one of the biggest mysteries in modern history. What happened to them? Why did they cut their tent from the inside? Why did they remove their clothes? Why were they chewi...
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Episode 85
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2024 Christmas Q & A
HO HO HO Merry Christmas to all our DSR Maniacs out there in podcast land. You've been very good boys and girls this year, watching the skies and communing with the spirt world! In return we present our gift to you, answering your questions aft...
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Episode 84
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Steven Seagal: Above the Truth
"The secret is not to act, but to be." - Steven SeagalMartial artist, actor, ambassador, reincarnated Buddhist priest. There is not limit to the man of many 'talents' and no limit to the tale tales he (allegedly) tells.
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Episode 83
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The DSR Guide: How to Talk with the Dead (scrying and John Dee)
Happy Halloween 2024 DSR-a-Maniacs! Let's celebrate by talking to the dead with....mixed results.Join Linz and Chris as they explore various methods to commune with the spirits of the afterlife. Have a mirror, a bowl of water and a candl...
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Episode 82
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Werewolves: Bark at the moon
AWOOOOOOOOOOO. What is the Werewolf? What do they do? Why do they do it? Why is there so much erotica about it?Join Linz and Chris as they lead the pack in the hunt for the truth behind the werewolf! Misunderstood messenger from heaven....
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Episode 81
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Dorothy Eady - The Story of Omm Sety
There's something about that Egyptian, maybe the way he walks? Anyway, I feel like we are soul mates across time and I must move to Egypt immediately and YOU CAN'T STOP ME DAAAAD! Welcome to the world of Dorothy Eady.Join Linz and Chris...
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Episode 80
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The Monster With 21 Faces
Let's all enjoy delicious POCKY! No poison to be found here at all, not a drop! Join Linz and Chris as they investigate a case of confectionary terrorism that rocked Japan when it was held hostage by the mysterious group only known...
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Episode 79
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Resusci Anne- The Unknown Woman of the Seine
Have you ever taken a CPR course? If so, then you may have locked lips with the most kissed woman of all time (your mum.)But who does this face belong to? And what do France and Michael Jackson have to do with anything? Jo...
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Episode 78
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Mad Jack Churchill: War Machine
War. War never changes. But 'Mad' Jack Churchill, he changed war forever...with his trustly longbow. No man could match the sheer balls it takes to walk across the beaches with a similar arsenal to a 16th century conscript and do it laughing.
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Episode 77
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Christophany: A DSR X Nighttime collaboration
Chris- a creature recently more elusive than the Dover Demon itself. Left to fend for herself, Linz connects with Canadian Comrade, Jordan, of the Nighttime Podcast, to talk all things Christophany- the appearance of Jesus Christ (not ...
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Loveland Frog
Ever laid eyes on a creature you couldn't quite identify? Ever seen three weird frog-like men kneeling by the side of the road in Ohio and thought, nope? Well put on some protection and join Linz and Chris as they venture down into Loveland in ...
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Episode 76
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Paul is Dead? The Beatles Conspiracy That Will Not Die
What if one of the most famous musicians of all time, died mere years into his promising career? That's the accusation thrown at one Paul McCartney, formerly of The Beatles...formerly of this life? This outlandish conspiracy is one that has hau...
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Episode 75
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Linda Hazzard- The Starvation Doctor
Ever wanted to loose those extra pounds? Wanted to slim down for summer? Well pack up your slim fast and forget about ever counting another calorie because Linda Laura Hazzard has got her patented weight loss cure ready to go....you just...
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Episode 74
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Mothman (& Indrid Cold)
Hide your porch lights, because it's the man, the moth, the legend....it's mothman! One of the bigger cryptids out there, but what do we really know of it? Where did it come from? What does is want? Why does everyone keep drawing it with buns o...
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Episode 73
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CampVerde camels: The Red Ghost
Yeeeee-haw, there's a ghost in them there hills I tells ya! Behold the tale of a rootin' tootin' bona fide ghosty boy terrorising the locals, and let us tell you...he's got the hump! Join Linz & Chris and they saddle up a...
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Episode 72
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El Chupacabra: The Mexican Goat Sucker
There is a legend of a cryptid that comes to suck in the night, not the vampire nor the Mothman but...*whispers*...El Chupacabra (Spanish guitar strum). What is this beast, what does it want (spoilers: blood) and where did it come from?...
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Episode 71
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Tarrare the Very Hungry Frenchman
What if you just never stopped eating? This is a question that plagued mankind ever since the fringe was invented. For one Frenchman with an iron stomach this was very much a reality. He ate his way across Europe and even became the hungriest s...
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Episode 70
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1:00:46
What is To The Stars Academy? Blink 182, Aliens....and Airwaves.
Hey mom, there's something in the back room...I hope it's not Tom De-Looooonge.What is To The Stars Academy of Arts & Science? Why is it fronted by a member of Blink 182? Why does it have a government contract with the military? And how...
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Episode 69
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The Devil's Footprints- the devil visits Devon
Cloven footprints are found in England, weaving their way over long distances, through fields and...up drainpipes? What manner of beast left these prints and why might it be SATAN HIMSELF? Not to be dramatic or anything...Join Linz and ...
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Episode 68
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DSR CLASSIC - The Ilkley Moore Alien
Hey everyone; sorry we've had some major family things happen since the last episode. We will be back very soon. Please enjoy this classic episode from the archives to tide you over, and remember...the mic quality here shows exactly why the pat...
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